@echo off
title MAD LIBS DEMO GAME
echo Switch to full screen (Alt+Enter), then
pause
cls
color 0a
echo  \  \ /  /  
echo /**********\  
echo *  O    O  *  MAD
echo *          *  LIBS!
echo * \______/ *
echo *          *
echo \**********/
ping localhost -n 7 >nul
cls
echo loading.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo loading..
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls      
echo loading...
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls      
echo loading.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo loading..
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls      
echo loading... Done!                 
ping localhost -n 2 >nul  
pause
color 07
cls
echo A TOUR OF HOLLYWOOD
echo ***
set /p a=Plural Noun: 
set /p b=Plural Noun: 
set /p c=Name of Person in Room: 
set /p d=Noun: 
set /p e=Adjective: 
set /p f=Noun: 
set /p g=Adjective: 
set /p h=Adjective: 
set /p i=Plural Noun: 
set /p j=Part of Body: 
set /p k=Plural Noun: 
set /p l=Adjective: 
set /p m=Verb: 
set /p n=Adjective: 
set /p o=Part of Body (Plural): 
set /p p=Plural Noun: 
set /p q=Noun: 
set /p r=Full Name of Person in Room: 
set /p s=Number: 
set /p t=Part of Body (Plural): 
cls
echo A TOUR OF HOLLYWOOD
echo ***
echo Good morning ladies and %a%, boys and %b%.
echo My name is %c%.  I am your personal %d%
echo guide.  For the next 6 hours, we will delight in exploring romantic,
echo %e% Hollywood, the glamour %f% of the world.  Let's
echo start off with a bang and visit Mann's %g% Chinese Theater,
echo Hollywood's most %h% tourist attraction.  Etched in cement,
echo you'll see the foot %i% and %j% prints of the
echo most famous movie %k% ever to adorn the %l%
echo screen.  Then it's only a hop, skip, and a/an %m% to Beverly
echo Hills, the playground of the rich and %n%.  You'll feast your
echo %o% on the million-dollar %p% of movie
echo stars.  You'll actually get to visit the home of today's hottest
echo %q%, %r%, who will sign autographs
echo for the low, low sum of %s% dollars.  And here's the
echo Big One!  For lunch, we'll be going to a studio commissary, where
echo you can rub %t% with today's leading actors and
echo actresses.  All aboard!
echo ***
pause